Anonymous asked: where are the asses
There is clearly an ass on Snaxbot’s paper down there. Also literally the last post on my art tag had ass. THERE IS SUBTLE ASS IF YOU GO LOOKING FOR IT.
>ARANEA: Distract assailant with your tits
You are suddenly ARANEA! Your BFF is being strangled! You need to think of something and fast! You have no WEAPONS on you, and you probably couldn’t PHYSICALLY OVERPOWER DAMARA, even if you wanted to. You’re going to have to use your CREATIVITY, which is luckily something you have in spades. Yeah, that should work…
And with that, this round of ASSSTUCK finally gets a much needed NSFW tagging at the bottom of it’s post. IT’S ABOUT DAMN TIME.
>NEW CHALLENGE: DEMONSTRATE YOUR PROWESS
You are now the NEW CHALLENGER, DAMARA! Heh, look it’s your old black flame, standing around in her silly pj’s. You’re glad you decided to take this job after all, even if you’re not particularly fond of THE BOSS. Whatever, THIS IS GOING TO BE FUN.
ARANEA is DISTRESSED! MEENAH is ALSO DISTRESSED BUT CERTAINLY FOR BETTER REASONS!
hurpydurpy asked: but... but what happened to the tiny naked terezi in the cake?
((You’ll just have to see~))
>Person Behind the Mirror: CODE RED! He’s too close to finding out about the project! Quick, deploy a distraction!
A DISTRACTION is deployed!
A NEW CHALLENGER APPROACHES!
>CD: Take your hat off and climb on it to see the mirror!
You do the first thing that comes to mind and CLIMB UP YOUR HAT TO GET A BETTER LOOK AT YOUR HAT. It isn’t until you get to the top that you realize the counter-productive nature of your actions. Not to mention your fine hat is now RUMPLED BEYOND REPAIR. You will certainly lament it later, but while you’re up there, you might as well look at yourself. Huh, there’s something STRANGE about this MIRROR.
>cd: check hat tower in mirror
That’s a perfect idea! You go over the the MIRROR to admire your fine headdress. It really is exquisite, however your SHORTNESS ATTRIBUTE is sort getting in the way of your admiration. You try to stretch, but it’s no use. YOU ARE TOO SMALL. If only you had a way of getting up a little higher…
>CD: EXAMINE the ALOCHOLIC BOOTY
CALIBORN says if you say a damn word, he will rip out your throat with his teeth.
Some CAGES stuck to a MIRROR look on without comment.
>CD: Examine the mustachioed booty
You skip over the GREENIE MARTINI booty, only to get a good eye-full of the MUSTACHE BOOTY. Unsurprisingly, it is owned by one JANE CROCKER. Well, at least it was a surprise to you. Most things are really.
She seems to be the most uncomfortable one here. Could it be due to the person standing next to her, or perhaps something else??? You have NO GODDAMN CLUE.
>CD: Forget about the painting and have a gander and the SUSHI TUSHI.
You pivot once more and get a full eye-full of the owner of the bum covered in raw fish products! MEENAH turns and looks at you suddenly. It seems like she was distracted by her BEVERAGE and also all of those FINE CAGE PAINTINGS on the wall. Someone sure likes that weird looking carpet-chested creature!
You try to hold back, but you’ve just gotta ask about that art! She says it was here when she got here, and also the thing in it is a human. Whoa, humans are weird.